I am a person. I can’t drive. (CORRECTION Feb 2015: As of November 2014 I can drive) I take way too many photos, I like to think I’m a photographer but people just find me annoying. I write, well try to. I can’t tell a joke, I sit there laughing like a retarded seal for a good half hour, then the punch line hits home and I don’t even get a smattering of giggles. I am residing in a country which has crap weather and I am so cold I can barely think.
I have some friends and some enemies and some people who hate me. But that is life. Move on and so forth.
My A-level’s and plans to move countries failed, but I feel it has all worked out for the best. I’m an Apprentice and loving it. (CORRECTION Feb 2015: I am no longer an apprentice, I also don’t have a job)
Made in New Zealand.
Imported into England.
Here is a picture of me: