Here is a run down of the people who were at the same company as me.
Belgium Dude: my BFF4L is back in Belgiumland with a job and just being awesome. We did have a 3 hour facetime call last week and had a massive catch up. He’s off to CUBA in the summer (toatz jelly). UPDATE: he is coming to see me in Spain.
Portuguese Dude: my partner in crime. Currently on the same apprenticeship scheme as me, possibly gay, does a brilliant illegal Portuguese maid impression. Amazing one liners.
Nice Portuguese Sales Lady: she had been at the company for 15 years and could either be nice or horrible. She was mostly nice to me. (thank god!)
Horrible Portuguese Sales Lady: never nice, horrible to everyone, randomly grabs your shoulders, possible murderer, hums coronation theme tune.
Smelly/Dandruff IT Dude: never used deodorant, ever. Also his seat was covered in a layer of dandruff, long nails.
No chin Lady: worked in contracting, lookalike – Edna from the Incredibles, no chin just a neck, 9.5 years service, hit by a moped in first year at company, good american accent.
Dave: real name not Dave, was called it in an email, apparently knows everything, lookalike – Penfold.
Data Dudette: other friend, 24, been at the company since school, learning to drive, no qualifications.
My Manager: hungarian, short, some stuff lost in translation, generally cool.
HR: susan boyle lookalike, yelled at me (need a whole post dedicated to that),horrible.
Tiny M: IT apprentice, weird, was fired.
IT apprentice replacement: generally ok.
GM: general manager, fired, man boobs, needs a bra.
C-lady: other friend, loud, nice, large.
Shoulder: her last name reminded me of shoulder, too much make up, eyebrows drawn on.
Russian lady: epic, slightly scary, ex-nuclear physicist, likes me.
Accounts Lday: horrible, half giant, horrible
Accounts Ledger: fired, weird, no friends, like an old obnoxious lady in a 20 year old’s head, engaged, was at my high school.
Accounts Apprentice 1: gay, nice, at my high school (year above me)
Accounts Apprentice 2: girlfriend went to my high school, crazy as fudge blue eyes.
Accounts Interim: dude was a bit weird.
Accounts Senior: horrible.
Head Dude: gross nose hair, random cough, thinks social media sucks, stuck in the 70’s.