Friend One:
- A paranoid, ex-depressed, freakishly tall Scottish guy.
- His name is Dave.
- He calls every pigeon Kevin.
- He is in love with his girlfriend of 2 months (weird)
Friend Two:
- A guy either called Jake, Jamie or Jared…something starting with a J.
- He is 16
- He slightly resembles a rodent with Justin Bieber hair.
- I call him J-dude.
Tales of a misguided youth. 